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Melamine Aurangabad MDF Machines  Engineer Dubai ishrat hussain 00971502788707- enggishrat@rediffmail.com

Aurangabad Melamine MDF Machines  Engineer Dubai ishrat hussain 00971502788707 -enggishrat@rediffmail.com

ألواح الميلامين في دبي ، الإمارات العربية المتحدة.

مهندس ألواح الميلامين في الامارات.

المهندس عيشرت حسين محمد من شركة أمصار لتصنيع الأخشاب في دبي ، الإمارات العربية المتحدة.

في منطقة جبل علي الصناعية في دبي.

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Amsar wood manufacturing, Jebel Ali Dubai.

Jebel Ali Industrial area no. 2, Al Khail road.

Amsar wooden manufacturing, Jebel Ali, Dubai. U.A.E.

Melamine Faced MDF Boards, Particle Boards, Chip Boards, OSB Boards, 

Hard Boards, and Melamine Lamination Machines.

MDF Press machine and Melamine Paper Machine in Dubai.

Sharjah, Ajman, Abu Dhabi, Ras Al Khaimah, Al Ain and Fujairah, Umm Al Quwain.

Engineer Ishrat Hussein Mohammad of Amsar wood mfg. Dubai.

E-mail :  enggishrat@rediffmail.com

                                                        
                                                      سلائی مشین کے کام کرنے کا طریقہ

The Best Emergency Food is Noodles

it is healthy and quick to prepare and eat, it is my first choice

وزن کم کرنے والی دوائیاں یاتو لوگوں سے بہت زیادہ روپیہ بٹورنے کا ایک ذریہ ھے ھی  اور تو اور یه گردے اور جگر کو فیل کرنے والے ماددوں سے بھرے ھوتے ھیں

مندرجہ ذیل نسخہ صد فیصد محفوظ ھے اور صد فیصد کامیاب بھی

General Motors Slimming weight loss Diet program

No need to spend hard earned money on weight loss drugs and slimming pills, all are making you fool,

This General motors’ diet program is really effective and harmless and 100 percent proven.

The following diet and health program was developed for employees and dependents of General Motors, Inc. and is intended for their exclusive use. This program was developed in conjunction with a grant from U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Food and Drug Administration. It was field tested at the Johns Hopkins Research Centre and was approved for distribution by the Board of Directors, General Motors Corp. at a general meeting on August 15, 1985. General Motors Corp. wholly endorses this program and is making it available to all employees and families. This program will be available at all General Motors Food Service Facilities. It is management's intention to facilitate a wellness and fitness program for everyone. This program is designed for a target weight loss of 5 to 8 kg per week. It will also improve your attitudes and emotions because of its cleansing systematic effects. The effectiveness of this seven day plan is that the food eaten burns more calories than they give to the body in caloric value. This plan can be used as often as you like without any fear of complications. It is designed to flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well being. After seven days you will begin to feel lighter because you will be lighter by at least 5 kgs. You will have an abundance of energy and an improved disposition. During the first seven days you must abstain from all Oily foods. You must drink 10 glasses of water each day. You must drink 10 glasses of water each day during these seven days. Day One All fruits except bananas. Your first day will consist of all the fruits you want. It is strongly suggested that you consume lots of melons the first day. Especially watermelon and a cucumber. If you limit your fruit consumption to melons, your chances of losing three lbs. on first day are very good. You must drink 10 glasses of water each day. Day Two All vegetables. You are encouraged to eat until you are stuffed with all the raw or cooked vegetables of your choice. There is no limit on the amount or type. For your complex carbohydrate, you will start day two with a large baked potato for breakfast. You may top the potato with one spoon of butter. Day Three A mixture of fruits and vegetables of your choice. Any amount, any quantity. No bananas yet. No potatoes today. Day Four Bananas and milk. Today you will eat as many as eight bananas and drink three glasses of milk. This will be combined with the special soup which may be eaten in limited quantities. Day Five Today is feast day. You will eat beef and tomatoes. Eat two 10 oz. portions of lean beef. Hamburger is OK. Combine this with six whole tomatoes. On day five you must increase your water intake by one quart. This is to cleanse your system of the uric acid you will be producing. Day Six Beef and vegetables. Today you may eat an unlimited amount of beef and vegetables. Eat to your heart’s content. Day Seven Today your food intake will consist of brown rice, fruit juices and all the vegetables you care to consume. Tomorrow morning you will be 5-9 kgs. lighter than one week ago. If you desire further weight loss, repeat the program again. You may repeat this program as often as you like, however, it is suggested that you are allowed two glasses of fruit juice. G.M.'S Wonder Soup The following soup is intended as a supplement to your diet. It can be eaten any time of the day in virtually unlimited quantities. You are encouraged to consume large quantities of this soup. 28 oz, Water, 6 Large Onions, 2 Green Peppers, Whole Tomatoes (fresh or canned), 1 Head Cabbage, 1 Bunch Celery, 4 Envelopes Lipton Onion Soup Mix, Herbs and Flavoring as desired. Additional Comments Vegetables as may be taken in the form of a salad if desired. No dressing except malt, white or wine vinegar, squeezed lemon, garlic, herbs. No more than one tea spoon of oil.  You have been given a recipe for the WONDER SOUP which can be eaten in unlimited quantities. This soup is a supplement while you are on the program and it should be a pleasure to eat. Not everyone likes cabbage, green peppers, calorie etc. This recipe is not inflexible. You may substitute vegetables according to your taste. You may add any vegetables you like: asparagus, peas, corn, turnips, green beans, cauliflower, etc. Try to stay away from beans (lima, pinto, kidney, etc.), however, because they tend to be high in calories even though they are very good for you. Beverages you may consume while on the program : Water (flavored with lemon/lime if desired). Club Soda is OK. Black Coffee. No cream or cream substitute. No sugar or sweetness. Black Tea = Herb or Leaf. Absolutely nothing else except the fruit juices which are part of day seven. No fruit juices before day seven. How and Why It Works Day One you are preparing your system for the upcoming program. Your only source of nutrition is fresh or canned fruits. Fruits are nature's perfect food. They provide everything you could possibly want to sustain life except total balance and variety. Day Two starts with a fix of complex carbo-hydrates coupled with an oil dose. This is taken in the morning for energy and balance. The rest of day two consists of vegetables which are virtually calorie free and provide essential nutrients and fibre. Day Three eliminates the potato because you get your carbohydrates from the fruits. You system is now prepared to start burning excess pounds. You will still have cravings which should start to diminish by day four. Day Four, bananas, milk and soup sound the strangest and least desirable. You're in for a surprise. You probably will not eat all the bananas allowed. But they are there for the potassium you have lost and the sodium you may have missed the past three days. You will notice a definite loss of desire for sweets. You will be surprised how easy this day will go. Day Five, Beef and tomatoes. The beef is for iron and proteins, the tomatoes are for digestion and fiber. Lots and lots of water purifies your system. You should notice colourless urine today. Your allowance calls for the equivalent of five "quarter ponders". Do not feel you have to eat all this beef. You must eat the six tomatoes. Day Six is similar to day five, Iron and proteins from beef, Vitamins and fibre from vegetables. By now your system is in a total weight loss inclination. There should be a noticeable difference in the way you look today, compared to day one. Day Seven finished off the program like a good cigar used to finish off Victorian meals, except much healthier. You have your system under control and it should thank you for the flushing and cleaning you just gave it.

You must drink 10 glasses of water each day during these seven days.

Engg. Ishrat Hussain Mohammad

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آپکی دعاؤں میں مجھے ضرور یاد رککھیں

                       Bahaddur Shah Zafar- Moghul Emperor of India- Freedom Fighter- and Poet

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